Initial Reactions (After Much Thinking) Opening Weekend

New York:

1) Joba Chamberlain gained a lot of weight

2) Rivera is still Rivera

3) April Teixeira, meet your counterpart.

Minnesota:

1) I still hate Pavano

2) They should have kept Slowey as starter

3) Nishioka looks a bit lost

Tampa:

1) They should have kept Pena

2) What did they do with their revenue sharing money?

Texas:

1) Scoring 4 runs off Bard is impressive

2) They looked like the contenders they should be